Quack-quack. What? C’est quoi, ça?   Ducks say that. Mais non, madame. The ducks, they say “Coin-coin.” American ducks say “Quack-quack.” Your ducks, they have an American accent? Au contraire, your ducks have a French accent! No matter. This petite salade says nothing!

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