Which Way to Go?

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If you find yourself in a sticky situation, just follow these simple rules:

First, make sure you have at least a dozen arrows.

Next, check for trolls.

Always wear your sound-muffling boots.

For situational awareness, count your turns and

Always. Go. Left.

 

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52 thoughts on “Which Way to Go?”

  3. Love this advice! I may not be able to take most of it, but I always check for trolls. btw, is left west? Fun post, jetgirl!

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  4. I like the situational awareness advice–that could come in handy for me. I never remember to check for trolls. Fun take on the prompt.

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    1. The “left” method works particularly well if one is trapped inside an inverted ziggurat…

      You are a Marine? Or do you just “own” some Marines? Either way, awesome ! đŸ˜‰

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      1. Dad, Uncles & Aunts were all Marines in WWII; Hub in Marines during Viet Nam but didn’t deploy. I started supporting deployed Marines during Desert Storm and continue to present – it’s my way “serving.”

        Is sn inverted ziggurat an aviation term? Makes me dizzy just thinking about it!

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        1. Bravo for supporting the troops! My family isn’t military, but I really appreciate those who are. I had the honor of training a dozen or so AFA grads for their “Initial Flight Training” back in 2001-2003.

          The inverted ziggurat is just a building shape, rather like an upside-down, stepped pyramid, famously used in a rather well-known role-playing game back in the 1980s…(did I really just admit that I know that on the internet?!? Aaargh! )

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        2. Thanks for supporting the troops your way. They and their families give so much in many ways.

          Since only a few will read these comments, your secret’s safe with me đŸ™‚

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  13. And don’t forget your lamp – you might get eaten by a grue. đŸ™‚ Awesome, creative answer to the question! Thanks for gargleblasting!

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  18. Haha that’s hilarious. I love the looking out for trolls – can apply for the internet or real life đŸ˜‰ and also the always go left. This is making me want to write a short story with those directions. If I do I shall send it to you đŸ™‚

    In other news, I’ve gotten around to that nomination post now! Whether you do anything with the award or not, I’ve really enjoyed getting to know you, ma chere, and I’ve loved following your blog!

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    1. Hmmm…well I think I heard a tale of a pair for sale at the downtown JC Penneys…but there are at least 3 “Aggressive Shoppers” that you must get past in order to get them. At least one of them is armed with “Stiletto Pumps of Doom.” So definitely plan on a fight đŸ˜‰ Thanks for reading!

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